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Dear blog,

I have been in so much weirdness that I haven't had the time to visit you. Oh how I miss you vast digitalness and abundant blogocity. Unfortunately, my life has received a small shipment of FAIL.

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You knew, blog, that I had a serious girlfriend for a while (my talking about her endlessly sort of helped with your discovery of that). Well, just FYI we broke up. It was what you call "mutual" in that I told her to break up with me because she wasn't happy with the way things were going and she agreed and broke up with me. At least, I think that's what happened. It was a little fuzzy. But now I'm single and I'm completely out of touch with her. Heck, I changed my friggin phone number.

I spent a few days in deep quiet depression and resentment, then I decided, "WTH. She wins if I'm like this. I know she isn't all down and depressed. So, I shouldn't be either." So now I'm not. I still feel the empty lonliness that only that special someone can fill. But it actually isn't painful anymore. I haven't shed a single tear since on her behalf. In fact, I'm finding that I'm happier than I was during the last few months of our relationship (when we were together). Guess that goes to show that she probably wasn't the one for me.

So now I'm waiting to meet someone else who might be the one. I'm not giving up on that. But I think I've learned a few things from this experience.

Oh, by the way, blog... if any of my friends wonder why I'm not answering text messages, tell them to check their phones because I so sent everyone I knew my new number. I wonder if some got it. Hmmm.

Well I'm sleepy.